What is a rant? You would be surprised but some do not know, even those who rant themselves.
The Urban Dictionary definition of ranting:
To speak aggressively about something. or to take your own tangent about a subject and talk for a long time in a passionate manner.
The Miriam Webster definition of ranting:
1 to talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner
1 to scold vehemently
Whatever your definition of ranting is, this is the place where it happens. Look at Yoda. Look at that face! Did someone take a leak in his swamp? Maybe the emperor turned another one of his jedi to the dark side.
Whatever the case, he doesn’t look too happy. We have invited Yoda to elaborate on what was bothering him, but he has politefully declined, saying that ranting leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side, and so forth. So while Yoda doesn’t cave in and verbally rant, he sure does it with a facial expression.
Well, there are no Jedi here, we don’t have to have such a strict measure of conduct. If something gets to you, let it out, and show us the true definition of ranting!


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Hes wearing that face because they told him he was too short to ride on the roller coaster at the amusement park.
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