So here I am driving along a road. Cyclist is in my lane. Oncoming traffic is 200m away, so as to avoid the cyclist, I creep over into the other side of the road just to give him some space. After all, the oncoming traffic is ages away. Well after I’m past the cyclist, as the opposing traffic passes me, I get a massive BEEEEEEEEEEEP. Oh ok. I am SO fucking sorry that I entered your side of the road when you were miles away to avoid a cyclist. Obviously I’m a bad driver, and I need you to remind me by beeping at me when I did nothing wrong. Maybe I should have just run him over, so as to make you happy, you halfwit piece of shit.
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Tell me about it. That’s happened to me too!
I hate cyclists! When I had a bike I would avoid cars by staying to the right as far as possible. These fucking cyclists try to hog the road nowadays and drivers have to suffer.